I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
