Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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