oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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