i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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