i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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