Where is the hickey?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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