she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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