is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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