Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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