I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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