Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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