I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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