HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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