i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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