And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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