what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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