their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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