we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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