Pappa wants mamma naked
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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