it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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