I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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