Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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