You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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