i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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