i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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