everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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