i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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