If that was your dad, he is hot
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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