I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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