spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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