Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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