I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i will never coherently bang her
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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