So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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