where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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