It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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