dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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