it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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