happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
accomplished twins. life is a go
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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