i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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