I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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