Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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