there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
