I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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