There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
pray to the hookup gods
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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