ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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