I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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