If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
either way he was missing a nipple.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
we're so committed to being not committed
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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