Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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