Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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