Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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