she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
