Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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