When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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