I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You are a genius and a whore.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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